Tuesday, March 23, 2010

What Girls Want

1 . Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Play with her hair .only if she hasnt spent 382745623 hours on it .
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her shes beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her shes your everything – only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESNT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

THEY MIGHT DENY IT BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE
AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE THEM

26-dont lie to HER.*
27-DONT cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesnt need you, just be there so shell know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, ITS IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when shes cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).*
34 . While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automaticall y put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like youre mad. If
shes upset, comfort her.


REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
WITH HER NEXT

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fing ers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you .
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
45. sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Forbidden Post 4 : Twisted Detachable John of Doom


OKAY!! If you're wondering why I put that title, you'll find out in a jiffy.

To commemorate the EVE of my 19th birthday (a few ppl already wished me today lol)

ITS A HENTAI POST MUAHAHAHAHA!!! XDDDD

Hence, before we start


WARNING : NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS. IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE, OR FEELS OFFENDED BY EXPLICIT MATERIALS, PLS DO NOT SCROLL DOWN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Let's get the PARTY STARTED!! XDDD

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WHY IS MY LIFE ALWAYS LIKE THIS?!?!?

Okay, off the record, I'm a guy

Why am I dressed like this?

Reason number 1

You have no idea how scary she is

Reason number 2

Blackmail Artist

Reason Number 3 (Pictures are read from right to left, just so you know)

Yeap, that sums it all up.

And just so you know, they have some sorta weird obsession with my THING


BY WEIRD I SERIOUSLY MEAN WEIRD!!

OH GAWD YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!! T_T


seriously....??!?!??

ARE YOU F***ING SERIOUS!?!?!?!!? &!(@#&(!#@&#@!#

THAT'S why you dont want me to die?!?!?!

MY LITTLE JOHN IS DETACHED HELLOOOOOOOO!! T_T

no comment.

this isn't happening....

huh? I can feel even though its detached? IMPOSSIBLEEEEEE!!

what am I gonna do.... this isn't good.... they've got my P****s?!!?!?

Huh?

but GOD it feels good...

This is pure... TORTURE

no wait, THIS IS PURE TORTURE!! @_@

oh SHIT!

what's this sensation...

WHAT!?!?! MY FIRST TIME !?!?!? LIKE THIS?!!??!

give me a moment....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

!@##%@$!#@!#!@

errrrr.... Little did I know about this info.

Getting RAPED IS NOT FUN!!!! T_T


I can't stop....

The next thing I know....


O_O!!!




She's the scariest of them all O.o!!!! T_T

Ya know it's really the first time I'm seeing it actually. LOL

O.o!!!!!

Dammmmm, i'm getting turned on by all this (:

Trust me she ain't going easy on me

ohhhhh, i can't take it no more....

I'm at my LIMITS!!!! #$#$@#!#!@#!

Ahhhh... she knows

WTF

......... never heard of this concept before

Trust me, in such times... YOU WILL SAY I LOVE YOU!! XDDDD

even though you don't mean it.

Meh, guys are like that (:

Just so you know :D

Just what she wants.

A famous saying : A girl would do anything for love, even sex

A guy would do anything for sex, even love.

Just so you know (:

And by the way, if you already read this far, I must salute you! It's coming to an end soon (:

And here we go (:

This is.... if i'm not mistaken...

THE FAMOUS HELICOPTER MOVE!!!

DISCOVERED BY THE JAPANESE!! XDDDDD

I don't know how real guys do it though

But hey, if you do get it right I guess the girl goes crazy

PRACTICE PRACTICE!! XDDDDD

CLIMAXXXXX BABY!! XDDDD

If only such fantasies could occur in real life (:

LOL. Girls are horny (: if given the chance, wahahaha!! XD

These are those times where you pray to god or you want your mom.

Mom's these days =.=

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How did you like that!??!?! MUAHAHAHA!! XDDDD

It's been sooooo long since the last forbidden post!!

Hope you guys enjoyed that! It took a long time lol.

Sharing the joy , it's the perfect gift from me to you guys.

AHAHHAHAHHAHA!! XDDD

Get to know me more your surely in for pollution (: hehe

Okay, that's all, thanks for coming to my 19th celebration? LOL

Haha, well, since I ain't celebrating this year just thought this post might do (:

Yeah, something which describes me well... LIKE HENTAI!! XDDDD

Okay, good nitez you all! (: have a nice 9th february tmr (:

I'm sure I will, eventhough I'm not celebrating hehe.

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p.s. don't forget all the things you learnt, like helicopter LOL!! XDDDD

Seriously wonder how the jap guys do it... RESEARCH TIME

Tata~