Genting Day 1

Hey, back!

Feeling beat but... Yeah since I promised to continue blogging on Wednesday
here I am~ :)

Looks like the 'new' type of post has to wait

and make way for my genting trip :)

(disclaimer : Pictures of me will be very limited as my face is in very poor condition. I must rejuvenate myself before you can see pics of me)

But dang... In the videos can see my face abit... :(

Before I start, I have to say, it's been one year since that faithful day

That I collected my own SPM results

Good luck to the juniors, although I hear DJ's new generation of students
are... corrupted in some way

Really, my old friend told me that last year there was this Malay boy who
masturbated into a test tube and showed it around in science class

And he wiped the excess sperm onto his friends...

Sometimes I wonder if they are human, even animals don't do that

And curtains burning down and stuff, no idea why so many crazy ppl going to DJ

I guess fame has it's downsides?

Got many incidents lar, lubricants, sex dance in class, aih, so many I don't wanna
mention anymore

And things DO happen in DJ toilets, or so I heard

Anyway, on with the post :)

From left : Jian, Charles, Alex

Don't ask me why they all so yong sui lar LOL

Don't kill me yea guys, kidding lar :)

You all very handsome...

All face no pimple... MEANS YOU ALL DIDN'T STUDY FOR EXAM R!?!?!?

THAT'S WHY ALL YOUR FACE SO CLEAR R!?!?!?

SO ONLY I STUDY!!?!? NO WONDER MY FACE SO TERUK LAR!!

This is a cruel world... T_T

Hehe, what's a road trip without food?

Derik + a LOT of old ppl

dont know why so many of them

We were the only teenagers

(wanna burn money at casino before moving on ah? lol jking)

Haha, so sad?

Fong Sern couldn't come so... Sorry lor Derik :(

Well, the old guy was gentle :)

Surprisingly it took us only 45 minutes to reach genting skyway
from 1 utama

It was on a bus mind you

Didn't even feel like a road trip

Mine biggest :) Hey, a guy has to look good wherever he goes right?

Yeah yeah, call me a vain pot then :)

Yes Yee Jian, my bag is big...

Malay dude, wonder how he copes with life?

I mean, just standing there tearing tickets is truly a soul-destroying job

Seriously... I can't imagine doing that for 30 days or so

Charles and Derik~

When Charles puts on that hood he betul-betul macam orang hitam tau...

Especially with that pose

Hey, nice shade of maroon on Alex's head :)

Mental note : Alex = afraid of cable cars

We wanted to scare the hell outta him but in the end
we sat different car... dang

I mean, what's so scary about a 1000kg capacity
gondola connected to the rope by a thin metal rod?

I know cable cars hv fallen before (choi!) but come on,
this isn't final destination 3 or something

Conversation in cable car :

Danny : hey, waaaasted lar we can't scare alex

Jian : Ya, what to do

Danny : Why he so scared, cable car got drop before meh?

Jian : Of course got lah!!

Danny : Really? So maybe we drop?

Charles : Danny, shut your mouth lor

Random Aunty : Yah, shut ur mouth!

Danny : T_T

Sigh... But I still smiled at the aunty when I got down :)

It's fated when you gotta go, so don't take it so seriously mah :)

Our first bed

*Ahem* Do you offer any 'EXTRA' services??? :)

Our second bed

They're both in the same room

Our toilet

Seriously our room was huge.

RM145 per night, bahagi lima not bad wor, and the room
can fit like 10 people

Theme park hotel, just next to the theme park

Only complain I have is the TV signal not good

Can hear guards talking on walking talkie when we watching vision four

It's.... Kinda gay...

Archery, didn't try

Nice try?

So guess what I tried instead?

Yeap, rock climbing

1 : Sorry the video is horizontal.. Charles took it that way
and i'm too damn lazy to rotate it back since windows movie
maker can't read 3gp files, gotta convert it but... lazy to get software

2 : I discovered it is... REALLY hard to climb with normal sports shoes, too loose,
can't cling to the rock nicely, slipped abit in the end

3 : reached 7/8 of the way, at the end there... Couldn't get a good grip, if only I
put my hand deeper abit...

4 : The other routes are pretty good too. Can consider climbing next time I go genting :)
It's possibly tougher than some of the camp5 routes

Next stop was the ghost house

Nothing interesting really, not really scary, was instead kinda amusing

When the dude came out to scare us I was jumping around him

So much for scaring eh :)

I should've hugged him... Dang I totally didn't think of it

They look like they gonna rob a house or something

So much for haunted house, we went to Ripley's as well

And it was much better, loads of interesting artifacts from
Ripley's believe it or not

Unbelievable? One touch is said to get u pregnant

I COULDN'T RESIST!!!!!!

Come on, make me PREGNANT!!

Sorry for the censor, my face not good condition mah...

It adds up lol... Some kinda strange formula

Wish I could do that

Skull

Kids from the skull

The answer is always 5, try it :)

I always used to do this trick on my friends

concentrate on the center, then move ur head backwards and forwards,
you'll see the two circles moving

This is tough.... Really tough If you can do it you're incredible

Oooh... Never knew

1000 year old beans

Just felt like putting it up :)

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S HAIR OMG FTW!!!!!!

Although it's not so clear, its on the top left there

made ENTIRELY out of matchsticks

Crrrazy stuff man

Replica of the chinese.... building?

Built without nails, metal, and without alot of things lar

Incredible how they did it

They used to lock ppl up inside this dungeon, totally pitch black,
and prisoners were only fed once a day

Wonder if they have a toilet inside?

Otherwise the guy would probably be peeing and easing his bowels all over the place

Can't imagine such a life.... *shivers*

Vampire Killing kit?

Cross, gun, vaccine, and... Garlic even

Did they ever really need this?

Wonders...

Mummified pigeon and cat

This was made out of women's hair

A tradition in someplace in europe where the hair of the man's deceased wife
is used to make such a... decoration?

It is later hanged in the house of the man

What a 'stringy' way to remember your wife man, I don't want her to die bald

Not touching those 'two' things, I scared mandul oh

Voodoo doll for black magic used in Africa

I have a strange feeling that black magic is sadistically a real possibility of working...

Just a hunch

Moving on

Charles + rock

This rock was a tree over 2000 years ago

Beats me how it turned into a rock

That's a woman in the picture

The things ppl do to their bodies... crazy-Nya

Some random artifacts :)

Wooden chair with spikes

Wasn't as painful as I thought

But if didn't have any clothes on it probably would really hurt though

Did they force prisoners to strip then sit on it?

Just a thought :)

OMG OMG KERUSI PALING BERTUAH DI DUNIA!!

tak percaya oh...

Chair made of gold horseshoe, said to bring immense luck

Cheh, poser-nya

Oh yeah... I feel so LUCKY!!

Woh... I feel ppl who can make their eyes pop out like that are.. creepy

King of some middle eastern country

16 INCHES TALL FTW!?!?!?!?

Trapped dalam burung sangkar

16 INCHI LOL OH TUHANKU!!

What's with the Malay... Nvm, it sounds good

Haha, imagine carrying him in that cage around town like a caged animal

Chinese guy born with blue face

Did some blue-alien race leave u here when u were born before they took off for outer space?


Man with double pupils...

Did another alien leave u here as well?

I can't imagine a planet in outer space full of ppl with double pupils.. Geli....

But maybe they would feel were the strange ones with single pupils?

Car plated with coins

Waste of dough :(

Franken-Charles + Franken-Derik

Gemuk Jian + uncensored me :)

Not cencored cuz u can't my pimples here

And because I'm lazy to censor anymore pics :)

I have no idea how they stuck all these books together lor

They're real books... And it's so darn stable!

Made out of toothpicks if I'm not mistaken

WOooooh, banyak daging oh dalam tangan ketam tu

Giganto crab hand, it'll feel like chicken meat if we eat it

but... old meat isn't that delicious as young succulent fleshy meat

if you know what I mean hehe :))))

Woot, huge snapping turtle shell

First time I've seen a clam this big... They say it was used
to bathe little children in the olden days

Can't believe this was actually a common thing in those days

Ayam bertanduk

a.k.a Horny chicken

get it?

horny

CHICKEN

ayam, qi or chi or however you spell it in chinese

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I mean, come on, you get it right?

Come on, don't act innocent with me :)

Dog smoking pipe?

Hm... Might be fake

Longest horns

Aiz... this bull sure damn horny in his lively days

He must've produced many horny offsprings as well

SO CUTE!!

They used to dress up preserved squirrels as robin hood and sell it
to kids

Only problem here is that they used a living animal

From here you see it
From here you don't

Why? Mirror :)

Rubber ball, or gum ball, whatever you call it

According to jian it's really hard to make

Carved by a 90 year old man

Note that this was with the magnifying glass on

Imagine it without it

And if you thought that was small...

What about this? 40 pictures from the bible onto 40 grains of rice

Seriously wth?!? U gotta have ubber sensitive and careful hands to
make this

This guy should've became a brain surgeon

And as a note, you could see the picture pretty well with the magnifying glass

Replica of the famouse blue vase painting made out of pieces of toast bread

Lelaki tertinggi! yang pernah hidup!

Sorry the picture is blurr

Anyway the guy was 8 feet 11 inches

a british man

Seriously freakishly gigantically tall

And that was the end of our venture

pretty nice, compared to the lousy haunted house...

Only reason to go into one is with your girlfriend or the girl you like so she hugs you when she's scared

View of genting

So after that, back to our VERY huge room

Cho tai ti, loser out

I told them to bring games

Only I brought something, cards...

So for 70% of the time in the room we were playing cho tai ti till we almost dropped dead

Minus the time for sleeping of course

Guys, make sure u bring something next time

AND I'M DAMN SURE BRINGING MY PS2 NEXT TIME!!

After 3 long hours of cho tai ti, we went out

(I ain't playing that again ever for more than 1 hour if we go genting)

Where?

Arcade!

This game was fun

Hammer time anyone?

Only problem is.... its rm1 for one token

WTH?

one utama rm1 for 2 token

double price you know

and and soft canned drinks is rm4 over there

Genting... con ppl punya money

That hammer game was rm3 per game

And that initial D 4 game was rm4 per game

silent hill was rm4 also, PER PERSON

so two players would make rm8 per game

my wallet was literally bleeding.... T_T

But.. come genting one or twice a year, its okay to spend some money I guess :)

Oh one more thing, it uses a card system where it scans your remaining token balance
in the card

The bad thing about it is........ The machine sometimes scans the card twice, making you
pay twice for a single game

Evil way to waste our money T_T

If you're unlucky it'll scan 3x

Second thing is, it encourages you to spend more

Imagine ur left with rm1 in your card, what you gonna do? The cheapest game is rm2

RELOAD LOR!!

Yes, Genting is so smart, whoever invented that darn card system is gonna
get it from me if I ever meet that guy in person...

This machine.... you put token in and... see whether you can push more tokens out

Funny story, my fren managed to get two coins down

but they stopped before sliding all the way down the metal surface

so I banged on the machine twice

And the alarm kinda... Set off...

So I kinda... Ran?

I guess it was meant to avoid ppl from trying to cheat

Hey, those coins were ours!

Haha, moving on

Didn't realize it became so bloated, air pressure, science

To end the nite, cheers!

Guess whose shandy is that? :)

See, I was a good boy after all~

Group picture, only part of me in the picture was my feet~

That ends Genting Day 1!!

God, so long

p.s. I meant to post this on wednesday but only managed to finish it today

Sorry for not keeping to my promise

Till genting day 2, cya!