GAHHH! My body is soo asking me to sleep right now
But... im mustering every ounce of strength to blog...
I...can.. do.... it.... uhhh....
OKay so anyway
Some background on this chick
Name : Keeley Hazell
Age : 23
Address : I wish I knew-for-i-would-so-go-there-now-and-stalk-her
Measurements : 32F-24-36 (F CUP FTW!! XD)
Height : 5 Ft 6 (1.68cm) yay she's shorter than me~
Hometown : Lewisham, London, England
Status : Single I think
Keeley Rebecca Hazell was born on September 18, 1986, in Lewisham, a suburb southeast of London, England. Raised in another nearby London suburb, Bromley, Keeley attended Bromley’s Ravensbourne School. When Keeley was 16, she left school to become an apprentice hairdresser, but she was already looking beyond beauty parlors and nursing ambitions to become a model.
In 2005, Zoo magazine named Keeley Hazell Britain’s No. 1 Sexiest Model and No. 1 Best Body. We’re not inclined to disagree. Keeley Hazell’s buxom enough for any man with a pulse, and still has just enough bashfulness for those who like their sexpots pseudo-virginal. Even her PG-13 fantasies get us going: Keeley Hazell admits that it “would be fun” to dress up as a sexy nurse.
She was No. 19 in AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2007. That same year she was No. 9 in FHM's 50 Most Eligible Women and No. 2 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2007.
Born and raised in the suburbs of London, England, Keeley Hazell quit school at 16 to become a hairdresser, though she later picked up courses in fashion, drama and psychology. Keeley Hazell’s real ambition was to become a Page 3 girl. Once Keeley reached the age of majority and became a voluptuous young woman, she was on her way. Keeley Hazell, thanks to her beauty and sex appeal, has had enormous success in Britain as a model. In a few short years, she’s become a mainstay in The Sun, Maxim, Zoo, FHM, and Loaded, and she’s topped reader polls as a favorite pinup.
Okay okay enuff talk back to business XD
I don't know bout you but i think she's HAWT!! XD
WOOT!! XD
10 pages of indecent pics... THE MAG SAYS IT ALL!! XD
*DROOOOOOOLS*
HER SISTER?!?!?!?? OR TWO OF HER??!!??EITHER WAY WORKS FOR MEEEE!! XD
Rafaele says: (from askmen.com) "Hot as Hell...she is my dream blondie fantasy Goddess....she wow me with her smile only..."
not12complain says: "Maxim leaving Keeley off their list just shows how retarded they are. Keeley literally takes my breath away."
Raul Gomez says: "Feel free to explore the best naked celebrities photos and censured content.
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WAITTTT!! INVALID COMMENT DELETE DELEETTTEE!!
God, the nerves of some people.... WHAT?!?!? hahahaha, don't give me the
you're-exactly-like-them-look okay!!! XDDD
You made a good choice FHM XD
HohoHOOHoHOohOH this is DEADLY MISLEADING!! XD
Ya SExAY THANG!!! XDDD If she played tennis
she mightve been more famous than maria and serena williams hahaha
But with such big assets must be hard to move around... >.>
BUT THAT'S TOTALLY FINE WITH US GUYS OHHOHOHO! XD
I might not actually mind her sawing me
MIGHT
Can I stay in keeley world FOREVER!?!?!? XD
Hemanth from India. says:
"Awesome! Gorgeous Body with vital stats in perfect assemblage!Yeah baby, I wish you a very Happy Birthday, 10 days in advance. Perhaps you should pay a visit to this part of the world and give the bollywood actresses the run for their money. You make a perfect model for Kamasutra. Wow. ;-) Your "Spankster", Mr. Hemanth, The hottest guy with Coldest (I didn't say coolest) name. (Hemanth, in Sanskrit, translates to the coldest part of winter!)"
Man, Indian's and their karmasutra...
Not like I DONT LIKE KARMASUTRA MUAHAHAHA! XD
Definitely one of her best XD
Just showing u the wonders of photoshop XD
asphalt cowboy says:
"Ur a very attractive gal. And would like to see if u would be interested in letting a small town gent like me take u out on a date to get to knw u alittle better"
ohohohoh, my salute to this guy for TRYING XD
So what's the moral fo the story ladies?
USE PHOTOSHOP TO MAKE URSELVES HOTTT!! WHO CARES
ABOUT NATURAL LOOKS MUAHAHAHAH!! IN THE MODELLING
WORLD IT AINT ABOUT NATURAL MAN!! XD
SO GO HOME PHOTOSHOP UR FB PROFILE PIC MAKE
URSELF SUPER DUPER HOTTT AND TRICK ALL THEM GUYS
INTO ADDING U MAUAHAHAHAH! XD
But honestly though I don't REALLY know how to photoshop
Remember, modelling world, and personal relationships are two different levels
you can do all those in the modelling world (Make up photoshop etc)
but in relationships it's different, photoshop and make up... they play
minor roles, or best be left out in order not to deceive ur soon to be boyfriend? hahah
O.o
huma says:
"i want to touch u breasts now!"
Horny bastards, though I think he just said what was on my mind XD
WOOOOO SMOOTH SKINNNNN!! XD
me = wan to touch XD
I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA TOUC HYOU~~ YOU WANNA
TOUCH ME TOOOOOO! hehehe
well, it's photoshopped, but a guy can dream right? XD
She just looks okay with make up IMO
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT BABY!! XD
She seems to like that pose? Hhahaha
Wooo, i think her face photoshoped, but doesn't matter it looks HOT! XD
There is actualy a photo of her nude...
at least topless la.... but I was always wondering whether to post it
since my policy no nudity rightttttt XD
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DO YOU HATE ME NOW!?!?!? MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Peace out
Aishiteruze Baby*
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