Monday, February 28, 2011

WTH?!?! FEMALE TAIWAN STARCRAFT CHAMPION?!?!?!?!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

WTF!?!??!!??!!?!?!?!??!!?

ANOTHER HOT BABE THAT TOTALLY ROCKS YOUR FRIGGING SOCKS!!!

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS




WHAT THE?!?!? FOR THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND CHINESE, HERE'S THE TRANSLATION!!!!

English Translate:

Female News Caster: From the entertainment industry comes a girl that makes Taiwan proud. She is the female celebrity Linda. Many would know that she comes from a wealthy family, daughter to the owner of ShowTime Cinemas. Other than her singing and acting career, not many would know that she is also a professional gamer. She has already been playing games for the past 10 years. In the early morning of 2am, she took part in an online international cup for female gamers which lasted for 4 hours and she defeated 30 other gamers around the world to win the title of champion. On behalf of her, the official website has put up the flag of Taiwan and her fans give her thumbs up and praise her for being the pride of Taiwanese eSports.

Linda (00: 30): There's a bit of worry of losing the game. (exclaims ahh:) It's beginning to countdown!
Female Narrator: Linda, fully focused on the game has no moments to talk, she has her eyes fixed onto the monitor, and she is not even blinking. She just came back from her work and started up her game immediately.

Linda (00: 45): I'm currently playing against Zerg.
Female Narrator: Do not look lightly at her, as she just took down 30 other gamers at midnight on November 1st, and won the title of ESL SC2 female international champion for this game.

Linda: (00: 57): I've not get the chance to close my eyes for the past 48 hours. There is actually still 2 hours before work starts again after the cup, but I was too excited, and my hands were trembling from the excitement till the point that there was no blood flowing through my hands.
Female Narrator: On the online tournament format at the 1st position is the flag of Chinese Taipei and the game nickname that Linda is using. At the same time on Facebook, many comments were dedicated to her efforts in playing in this cup to represent Taiwan. Linda says that she had spent the past four hours playing against the 30 other gamers worldwide, and has spent 3 months of practicing against 3 million other users online. Her best records are playing consecutively for 4 days of games while not sleeping, and for winning this female division of the online cup, she has been given the title of 'Gaming Queen' in Taiwan.

The organisers has regulated that the microphone must be on at all times, and when they talk to me 'hello hello', I must reply back to them 'Hi, I'm here, yes yes'. When they are not talking to me, the organisers will be speaking in their German language or English. I was constantly stretching my hands whenever I got the chance during the cup as it was very intense. *Linda shakes her hands*

Female Narrator: Linda has recently taken a fellow entertainment industry colleague, Bai XinHui as student, and both of them often play games together online. Linda states that after winning this cup, she aims to strive to become the next online gaming champion and become the pride of Taiwan online

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WHAT THE HELL!??!!?!

HOW DO YOU FIND SUCH A HOT FEMALE GAMER?!?!?! WTF?!?!

CHAMPION!??!

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FRIGGING PLAY STARCRAFT 2 FOR GODS SAKEE!! XDDD

FEMALE GAMERS ARE SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY@!!! XDDD

IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN SOMEHOW RELATE TO THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSS!! XDDDD

THAT'S JUST F***ING SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! XDDDDD

AND SHE'S A CHAMPION IN DIAMOND'S FEMALE CATEGORY?!?!?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS DIAMOND'S CATEGORY BUT THAT'S STILL IMPRESSIVE NONETHELESS!! xDDDD








OH MY GOD!! YOUR SO CUTE!!!! ALMOST AS CUTE AS THE HOTTEST TEACHER IN CHINA!!! XDDD (refer to my post on the hottest teacher in china XD)

HOW DOES THIS HOT BABE.... TURN INTO....

THIS?!?!?!?!


THIS!?!?!?

Linda Liao:StarCraft II ESL Male Champion Linda Liao joins Team Razer
Razer announces its sponsorship of the celebrity-gamerat multi-talented Taipei Game Show 2011.

Taipei Game Show, Taiwan, February 18, 2011 – Razer, the world leader today marks Precision Gaming, added StarCraft II Most Valuable Player and Taiwanese artist Linda Liao its stable of professional players. This sponsorship deal represents the interests of Taiwan to the Razer eSport scene dynamics, following its collaboration with Taiwan best games of Spider Wayi team last year.

An avid gamer, Linda StarCraft II records are mindboggling. She has accumulated more than 800 games across excluding those on the European servers to refine their skills, paired with hours to watch replays of South Korea pro-gamer. His APM (Actions Per Minute) soars to an average of 220, a figure constantly improving, it is on. For another advantage, she studied the online forums to gather advice and tips from other enthusiasts StarCraft. Because of her dedication, she has mastered the Protoss race, showing an understanding of the amazing race coupled with an intrinsic knowledge of the game.

Linda Liao dedication “Pikachu” game earned her StarCraft II Diamond Rank # 1 in Asia, but her current rank and ESL Championship is not enough for her. Linda partnership with us to improve his game and build her legacy through more battles, victories and championships.

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SO WHAT?!?! THAT'S STILL FREAKING AMAZING!!!

(#&!@)*(#&*)!@*&#)!@*#*!#(

Spot her?

HEHE

BY THE WAY. DID YOU KNOW SHE'S ALSO 30 FREAKING YEARS OLD LIKE THAT SEXY HOT CHINA TEACHER?!?!?! 30?!?!!? WHY ARE GIRLS BORN IN 1981 SO FUCKING HOT?!?!?! AND I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO CENSOR IT THIS TIME!!@

Linda Liao


Team Razer, following their signing of BoxeR and his team, SlayerS, has picked up one of the better known and no doubt the most popular female Starcraft II players out there at the moment, Linda ‘Pikachu’ Liao. Linda Liao (born on the 24th of May, 1981) is a celebrity model, singer and actress. This Taiwanese native came to fame through notable film performances and multiple features on well-known lifestyle magazines. Linda also has a wide range of television appearances from music videos to being a video jockey (VJ) for MTV Mandarin. Yet under all the fame and glamor of Linda lies a unique passion.

GORGEOUS

AMAZING


MAY I JOIN YOU PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!

YOU STILL LOOK FINE WITH YOUR HAIR MESSED UP !!!


CUTE!






OO-LALA!! XDDD

Like my chinese speaking classmate always says... "BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" XDDD

NICE!!!!!! XD


LOVELY LEGS!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*heart* heart*



OH YEA!!

So that's ALL FOR NOW!! XDDD

Can't believe chicks like this REALLY exist.

Can you believe this world?

next thing you'll see a gorilla playing starcraft

I joke I joke XD

Who knows?!?! Life is seriously crazy.

So why take life so seriously? HAVE FUN.

JUST LIKE HOW I HAD FUN OGGLING AND DROOLING OVER HER PICTURES!! XDDD

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

NIGHTZ PEEPS! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IM SURE GONNA HAVE SWEET DREAMS!! XDDD

p.s. I read somewhere that she can go on for 4 days of straight gaming... WTF!!?!?!?! HOW CAN SHE STILL LOOK SO GOOD??!?!?!?!!??! man... must be something Taiwanese people eat XD

Thursday, February 24, 2011

WRITTING ON ZE HAND?!?!!??!?

LOLLLL!!

Todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I

was

ABUSED BY MY CLASSMATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! T_T

AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE WERE CONTENG-ING MY WHOLE FRIGGING ARM!!!!!!

)#*$*)!(*#(!@**$&!@$&*!@#$()*@!#*!@#!@

WHAT THE HELL?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS ABUSE!! CHILD ABUSE!! XDDDD

HAHAHAHA! AND I HAD TO DO A PRESENTATION IN CLASS WITH ALL THOSE WRITTINGS ON MY HAND!!! LOL!!!!!

What did the writings say????

"I AM GAY, PLEASE CALL ME"

"THIS IS MY NUMBER 01X-XXXXXXX"

"I'M SO DESPERATE PLEASE FXXX ME!!"

THERE WERE ALSO DRAWINGS LIKE A CHICKEN WHICH HAS A PENIS (they said it's supposed to be me)

AND SOME SERIOUSLY WEIRD SHIT LA OMG!!!! T_T

Ah, yes, so it was QUITE A WEIRD PRESENTATION. ROFL.

My teacher said "just wait for his mom to see those" LOLOLOL!!

To be honest when I came home she was more worried about the ink than the writings HAHAHA!

Oh yes, did I mention... after college I went to digital mall? ROFL!

THE POLICEMAN WAS LOOKING AT ME WITH SOME WEIRD LOOK!!!

IT MUST'VE BEEN THE STUPID WRITINGS!!! I SWEAR HE WAS GONNA ARREST ME FOR BEING A SUSPECTED DRUG ADDICT OR SOMETHING!!!

CURSE YOU CLASSMATES! YOUR PUTTING ME INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!!

THIS IS BULLY!!!!!!!! T_T

Why isit I'm so easy to bully punya... T_T *emo*

THE WHOLE OF DIGITAL MALL THOUGHT I WAS SOME GANGSTER WITH SOME FRIGGING TATOO ON BOTH MY ARMS OKAY!! I COULD TELL THAT THEY WERE AFRAID OF ME WHEN I TRIED TO BUY THINGS!! LOL!!!

(^$!&@)*#&!&(&!#&!@#*!%&(!#*!@

But other than that, it was a pretty eventful day! (okay, maybe its BECAUSE of these writings =.=)

Oh yes............ THE WRITINGS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO COME OFF! BECAUSE MY FRIGGING CLASSMATE USED PERMANENT MARKER! AT LEAST PITY ME A BIT LA USE WHITE BOARD MARKER AT LEAST CAN COME OFF RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? *!)#)(*!@#(!@


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hahahahaha! Man, life sure can get fun XD

I started reading a new book, it's called questions are the answers.

Wow. WOW.

What a GREAT book! Really! I didn't realize... you could talk to people like that.

It totally didn't occur to me at all. The author is a genius in talking and communicating with people.

But I have to put it into practice. No point just knowing it, although I guess it's better than not knowing it at all.

Hmmmmm, I'm just worried that I might not put in the effort to practice it. But hey, instead of worrying I should just do it.

After reading a few other books, I understand my personality type and my love language. At least now, I have a clearer understanding of myself. That's really good, but I still have to put em all into practice.

Isn't it great? Personal development and growth... Wow. I didn't think it would be so good. It would be a waste not to develop yourself.

There is so much to learn. It's just so exciting! Isn't life exciting?

Life without lifelessly going on facebook over and over to check notifications is actually... pretty okay.

More than what I expected it to be. It isn't so bad once you get used to it.

There is more books to read! I can't wait to buy them and finish reading them. There is a lot to learn! =)

I also started borrowing books to my friends. Borrowed out about 4 books already! Maybe I could ask them to borrow me their books too! =D

Knowledge is too good to be kept to yourself. It could help someone whom you don't even know. Who knows right? So I think it's a good idea to expose it to people. It'll be great.

I don't really expect anything in return. As long as the enjoy reading them, I'm pretty glad already! =D

Maybe someday, I'll really be able to write a book of my own! =D That would be a wonderful day...

But today I was sort of moody in the morning and afternoon, didn't have much energy to do work in class. Though it was pretty okay after we started having some good laughs with the writtings XD

Hm. I should really start sleeping earlier once again. Maybe =)

Tomorrow! It's time to climb! Yeah, my finger... hm. I don't know the condition. It feels... okay, but still a bit painful. But I should be able to manage if I take it easy. Don't wanna get injured now do I? Less finger training, more distance traversing.

Hm. I wonder how the weekends will be like? Maybe I should take the initiative to ask some people to go out. Oh yea! Just remembered I have to book the badminton court... I can get forgetful sometimes! =)

Hope I remember tomorrow.

Well, that's all for now, it was overall a pretty good day! Was a little moody due to lack of sleep. Will rest now! Tata!!! =DDD

p.s. WHEN WILL THIS WRITTING FADE OFF DAMMIT?!?!??!!??! *!#&!&$(!(*&#*@!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Kepongggggggggggg~! I FEEL SO PREGNANT RIGHT NOW

OH.

MY.

FRIGGING.

GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

I'VE NEVER EATEN SO FULL BEFOREEEEEEE!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

That was a very EPIC and very STOMACH-FILLING bbq and steamboat SESSION LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

I SERIOUSLY FEEL PREGNANT RIGHT NOW! STEPPING ON THE ACCELERATOR AND PULLING THE HANDBRAKE FEELS SO DAMN HARD TO DO!! XDDDDD

Oh man.... That was... I'm speechless, really.

Haha! It was a pretty great time! I haven't been to a bbq/steamboat beforeeee~!

Once again I've not seen Bianca since our lunch a KBU! It's good to see her again~!

Wayne eats a HELL lot man. I eat a lot la, but in the long run, he has better eating stamina ROFLMAO!!!

It's like I'm a sprint eater and he's a marathon eater HAHAHAHAHA!!

Hwei is always the same! =D Cute and funny as always! =DDD HAHA! Man, good times, good times! =D

Meow couldn't make it though, maybe we'll see her next time~! =)

IT FEELS LIKE I CAN GO ON WITHOUT EATING FOR 3 DAYS RIGHT NOW XDDD

Sure is good to go out with friends. I guess staying home too much gets boring after a while XD The busy times resume again.

Was looking forward to it the whole day~! =D

Talked about some funny stuff after eating XDDD

IM SURE BIANCA MISSED MY PERVERTED JOKES BWAHAHAHHAHAH! XD Had a good laugh! =D

Bianca : Eh, drive van today? Where's your Unser?

Me : Where's your question? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

SERIOUSLY MANNNNNNNN!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Drove them home after eating, just like the old days~! =)))

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Ahh, peaceful days.

I've been more into reading books now adays. Did I say that before?

Hm, don't think so, but yea! I start to love books more nowadays. Books are great friends when none are around.

It's surprising, how some books can really speak to your heart and soul.

Everyone of us carries our own rhythm with us. The music of our own soul. Sometimes books really speak right into your soul. It's something very special in my opinion.

It's almost like a friend who doesn't judge you, but instead talks to you and allows you to sort things out.

After reading a bit, I started to see the areas in which I can improve myself, to make myself a better individual, and in being so, I can help myself and others. In various ways.

Learning from books is great, because the author is bestowing his experience onto you. It's valuable. Years and years of experienced poured into producing that kind of book. It's special. I started to value books more after becoming a more at home guy.

I wish to trade books with friends someday. Maybe there are people who have really good books that I can read sometime. I can't wait. I sure have changed. At least my attitude towards books has changed.

There are books on relationships, love, courage, success, confidence, speaking to people, and tons and tons of books. A lot of experience and knowledge in those books that is simply priceless. Books are really the best investment I've ever made. It's in a sense even better than playing games.

I always always feel that, this change in lifestyle, perhaps really isn't so bad after all. With change, you start to see life in a different way. You can even learn to enjoy it in that different kind of way. If I just stuck to my old ways and never changed, I might have never understood how valuable books are.

A succesful man once said.

Leaders are readers. Read.

Leaders cast vision. By knowing where you want to go, others will automatically follow you if you have the confidence to lead the way.

Leaders have integrity. When you have integrity, it means you say what you SAY you are going to DO.

If you say your going to do it, then DO IT. Don't just say it.

Otherwise, you have no integrity. You are a liar.

Leaders don't make excuses

Leaders don't judge people

Leaders concentrate on how to improve themselves instead of blaming and hating others.

Leaders understand how to build strong bonds with others and work in a team.

Most of all, leaders are able to love themselves, and by loving themselves they are able to love everyone else. Even their enemies. That's true leadership.

I too, wonder if I can be a good leader.

It's true, that at this point, I'm still.. Incomplete in many ways, from the man that I want to be.

Nothing should stop me. As long as I keep believing it seriously, and keep thinking about it, someday..... It will come true. And even if it doesn't, then I don't stop trying until it happens.

I will admit that, though there is a lot of hardship, but it doesn't compare to what most people face. I know that I can't change what's already happened, but at least I can learn from what I've done, and don't make the same mistakes in the future.

There is still some doubt in me. But, if I start learning to love myself more.... If I have the courage to really start loving myself more and making myself feel more emotionally secure. Then I can get rid of all doubt

Like that guy. That guy is so full of confidence and he has no self doubt about himself. Simply amazing, that's what got him so far in life. When people meet him, people understand what an incredible aura of confidence he has just from meeting him! When you look into his eyes, his eyes look into your soul.

He understands people's hearts. He knows how to lead people. He knows how to believe in what he believes in. He knows how not to care about what others think about him. Most of all, he knows how to love himself.

Someone as successful as him, I can learn much from just watching him speak. I am utterly impressed at his self-confidence and self-worth. Simply. Spectacular. Thank you, for speaking, on that day, because I never knew I could learn so much from a man. Not just your words. But your posture, the way you stand, the way you speak. It tells a lot. Body language.

I was looking at a real man. Someone who knows where he's going, what he wants to do, how he's going to do it, by when he's going to do it. He has a goal. A real direction. I don't meet many men like that, not even my dad. He is a good role model. I always needed a good role model to follow as a guy. Not many are around.

In the journey of self improvement, I have to learn to fully love myself first. Just like he does. If I can't do that, then I can never find real happiness. Because I'll always judge myself, and always be unhappy, and always be unsatisfied with life. It's not what I want.

This change is good, although a little quiet sometimes. I like being around activity. But I know that this change is good.

You can't expect life to give you a good and easy path. It's those who take the hard path who eventually find real happiness. You might lead an average normal life, travelling the normal path, but it does not compare to the personal growth and development of taking the hard path. Every successful person can vouch for this.

There is no shortcut to success. There is only one road. The road of hardships. You will be met with all kinds of obstacles and challenges

And if you have the thinking like "oh, I don't feel like doing things I don't like" then you'll have a hard time for sure, and possibly never make it. Why?

Because life doesn't always give you what YOU like to do. Stop being selfish and start doing things that unsuccessful people would never do.

Like take up a huge responsibility and finishing it to the end. Giving up means that you have just give up on yourself. It's going to cost you a lot of self-esteem and self-belief.

Like exposing yourself to more knowledge that the world has to offer. Most people just live in their shells and just think about themselves. That's silly. There's so much things to learn about the world, and here we are thinking "Hey, I'm smart enough, I know everything, what is there to learn anyway? I'm good enough as it is"

You never stop learning as a human being. And if your going to close yourself off to more knowledge, then it's your own loss, no one else's

It's crazy. What I see is just pure focus. Focus focus and focus. That guy just keeps going and going and going and going. Relentlessly pursuing his goals. Non-stop. Full on out. Without a doubt. Like a bullet train. I need that kind of focus. I need that kind of stubborn-ess. I need that kind of energy and motivation and spirit. It is something that most people can only hope to have.

The burning desire to achieve your dreams, no matter what the cost, you desire it so BADLY that you would rather DIE than not achieve it.

You think it's easy to want something? Most people just "want" it.

But succesful people WANT it. WANT it with a burning DESIRE. They WANT IT so BADLY that they would do ANYTHING to achieve it.

That's what differentiates normal people from successful ones. Is it any wonder that they are where they are right now?

They WANT it so bad, that if they had to TALK to people even if they don't like TALKING to people, they would DO IT

They WANT it so bad, if they had to READ BOOKS, they would READ them even if they HATE READING.

They WANT it so bad, even if it takes more than 5 YEARS to achieve it, they would do it, and not give up half way or even way before that.

It's all about knowing how to want something. Once you really truly want something, then your body does what it has to do to achieve it.

It is so much more on a subconscious level than we think it is.

Come on Danny Siah. I know your tired. I know you have a lot of problems that you have to deal with. I know that your studies is getting heavier as time goes by. I know that you have gone through some hardships in the past.

But none of that really matters. What really matters is what you want. Don't you want to get married? By 25?

Don't you want to change the world? Don't you want to help people with their lives? Don't you want to learn how to love yourself and others?

Yes. I do. I do.... I do. Very much. I want all those things, and more. Very badly. If I never achieve those things in my lifetime, then I would regret living this life. I don't want to die with regrets. I want to achieve my dreams in this life. Otherwise my life would have been a complete waste of time.

Then you would do, whatever it takes to achieve them?

Yes. Yes I would.

Even if it meant reading books?

Yes.

Even if it meant a lot of work?

Yes.

Even if it meant sacrificing a large portion of your time?

Yes.

Even if it meant going through a lot of unhappiness and hardships?

Yes.

Even if it meant that you will be hurt by your friends and hurt them along the way?

Yes.

Even if it meant that you would risk failure and bankruptcy to some degree?

Yes.

Even if it meant that you might lose everything that you ever had?

... Yes.

Yes. Yes. That's what I'll do to achieve what I want to achieve.

When your dreams become reality, that's when your life has meaning.

And so, till that day comes, I shall keep dreaming and pursuing it =)

Ciaoz peeps =)

Sunday, February 13, 2011

CHINA'S SEXIEST TEACHER WTF OMFG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!




WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!!?

SERIOUSLY WHAT TEH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HOT-SMOKING-GORGEOUS ROUNDED BREASTS

CHINESE WOMAN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU

BUT TO ME SHE IS SERIOUSLY THE HOTTEST CHINA GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!



SO FUCKING GORGEOUS


SO FUCKING CUTE


AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!!? SHE'S A FREAKING PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

Real Name: Zhu Songhua / 朱松花
Nickname: Yuhua
Occupation: Teacher
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 50 kg
Measurements :85 -67-88
Hometown: Nantong, Jiangsu, China
Blood type: O
Birthday: January 31
Boyfriend Name : Prince_EVO

SHE FUCKING HAS A BOYFRIEND?!?! GO DAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO GOING TO HUNT THAT BASTARD DOWN!!!!!


FUCK I CANT STOP THINKING HOW HOT SHE IS
O_O!!!!!!!!
FUCK ITS THE FIRST TIME I FELT LIKE WANKING SO BADLY!!!YES YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO ACT CUTE AND STILL LOOK GORGEOUS!!! YOU HAVE THE LICENSE!!!


OH MAN THOSE CURVES!!!



YOUR SO DAMN FRIGGING CUTEEEEE~!!!! @_@!!!!!!! *gasps for air*

"According to a Yangtse Evening News report, almost overnight, this lithe and graceful bodied, delicate faced, sweet smiled, fashionably and sexily dressed natural beauty became famous online, with netizens wildly spreading her photographs and videos but most surprised by her identity — an elementary/primary school language teacher. As a result, she has also gained the title of “China’s Sexiest Female Teacher”. "


EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS!?!?!?


HOW CAN SOMEONE AS CUTE AND GORGEOUS AS YOU EXIST?!?!?!?!?
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE!!!!

"Her name is Zhu Songhua, a language teacher for No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong, and over the last several days, she has experienced great popularity on the internet but at the same time has also suffered criticism and skepticism. “I’m just an ordinary person, just want to live a normal life, not trying to gain publicity,” this award-winning outstanding teacher said."


I'M A NAUGHTY STUDENT PLEASE PUNISH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! XD
Ahhhhhh, your just so damn gorgeous! No matter how you look!
Such an innocent look... AND SHE'S 30 YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!

UNMARRIED????!?!??!?!? ARE GUYS BLIND OR SOMETHING??!?!!?!? I'D BE AFTER HER IN A FREAKING HEARTBEAT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!


NO WORDS CAN FULLY EXPRESS YOUR BEAUTY! THE STUDENTS IN YOUR PRIMARY SCHOOL ARE SO LUCKY THAT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!!!

YOU STILL LOOK GOOD WITH THOSE ON! OMFG!!!!!

"In early September, Zhu Songhua appeared on Jiangsu Satellite Television’s “Happy Night” program’s “My Teacher Is Special” segment, and upon going on stage, she caused a stir, with the audience immediately praising her as being pretty/good-looking."

YOU MUST BE AN ANGEL DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! @_@



THAT NATURAL LOOK OF YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'D BE YOUR PILOT ANYDAY!!!!!!! XDOH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

HAVE I EVER BEEN SO CRAZY OVER A WOMAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW?!?!?!?!

"When she was asked on the show about the teaching profession, she replied that she believes there are no bad students, only bad teachers, that teaching students love and responsibility is the most important, and when she encounters a naughty child, she doesn’t severely criticize but rather patiently guides/teaches."


OH I CAN BE NAUGHTY IF YOU WANT LAO SHI!!!! XDDDDD

I'LL MAKE SURE I LEARN ALL THE 'MANDARIN' I CAN FROM YOU!!!!!





=33333333333333333333333

*heart* heart* heart*OH NO DONT MAKE ME IMAGINE SUCH LEWID THINGS!! XDDD

"At No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong, it was learned that ever since graduating from Nantong Normal University Zhu, Songhua has been working continuously as a language teacher and tutor at this school to this day. The Zhu Songhua on the internet [photos] appears to be an open-minded, fashionable and trendy beauty, but in she is actually an outstanding teacher while at work.

After becoming famous online, many of her students’ parents have not looked at her differently, believing that females wanting to be beautiful is nature, that a beautiful woman attending class may make the classroom atmosphere more invigorating and relaxed, and what parents care about more is the teacher’s teaching ability."


SOME PICS ARE JUST FRIGGING WORTH LOOKING AT FOR A SECOND TIME!!!!

*)!#$)*(!*$()!*&%(@$*@#_($@_$(@_($ WHY ISN'T IT ME?!?!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!!?

"Her colleague expressed, Zhu Songhua loves teaching and has always been exceptionally talented amongst the teaching staff, that she normally does not dress and make-up herself like what is seen in her [online] photographs but rather simply, relying on her outstanding teaching ability and affable teaching attitude to gain the students’ favor [be popular with the students].

In recent years, she has won first place in the school’s young teachers teaching competition, has previously represented the school in teaching competitions, winning the Nantong City Chongchuan District second prize. In addition, she’s won first prize for the Nantong City Chongchuan District chalk writing competition, and has also written many articles published on the province’s periodical magazine."




CAN I BE THE CAR?!?!? CAN YOU SIT ON ME?!?!?!?!

"Flipping the traditional image on its head, fashionably and sexily dressed with a lithe and graceful body and sweet face, Jiangsu elementary school teacher Zhu Songhua has been named “China’s sexiest female teacher” by netizens.



In early September, while appearing on Jiangsu Satellite Television’s “Happy Night” program’s “My teacher is special” segment, she caused a stir, with the male special guest immediately shouting “pretty/good-looking”, and even the male host Peng Yu unable to hide a shy expression.



Zhu Songhua is No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong’s 3rd grade language teacher and tutor. With regards to the her teaching profession, Zhu Songhua said on the show, “there are no bad students, only bad teachers, when I encounter a naughty child, I will patiently guide/teach.” With such remarks full of caring and patience, no wonder netizens have said “Encountering this kind of teacher, I hope I never graduate!”

( I NEVER WANT TO GRADUATE EITHER!)

Zhu Songhua is 30-years-old this year, unmarried, 168cm tall, weighs 50kg, and her measurements are 34, 26, 34.



Indeed very gorgeous/glamorous, and I bet the children all like attending her class. However, are the children in the class listening to the lesson or just staring at her?"


WHYY?!??!?!? WHY CAN'T YOU BE MY TEACHER?!?? DON'T GIVE ME THAT SWEET INNOCENT LOOK I'LL SERIOUSLY MELT IN MY CHAIR!!!!!

I SWEAR I WOULD BE A NAUGHTY STUDENT SO I'LL GET ALL YOUR ATTENTION!!! XDDDD

And perhaps some alone time hohohoho =333333

BWAHAHAH!!

Seriously, she is the HOTTEST SEXIEST MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN I've EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

SHE'S TOTALLY MY TYPE!!

WHY AM I BORN IN MALAYSIA?!?!?!

WHY CAN'T I BE IN HER CLASS?!?!?!?!!? WHY1?!??!?!?!!?!?

TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! XDDD

HAHAHAH!

I DON'T THINK I CAN SLEEP TONIGHT!

IT'S ALREADY 5AM!!

I WAS SURFING ALL NIGHT LONG FOR HER PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

WELL I THINK I SHOULD GO NOW!! CLASS STARTS IN 4 HOURS!!

GOOD NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! XDDDDD


Zhu Songhua =333333

p.s. If I ever met a girl like her I'll definitely go after her!!!!! XD IF YOUR A NORMAL GUY THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD DO! XD I'VE NEVER MET A GIRL WITH SUCH HIGH LEVEL OF ATTRACTIONS BEFORE!!!!! XD

Go china =)