Sunday, February 13, 2011

CHINA'S SEXIEST TEACHER WTF OMFG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!




WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!!?

SERIOUSLY WHAT TEH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HOT-SMOKING-GORGEOUS ROUNDED BREASTS

CHINESE WOMAN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU

BUT TO ME SHE IS SERIOUSLY THE HOTTEST CHINA GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!



SO FUCKING GORGEOUS


SO FUCKING CUTE


AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!!? SHE'S A FREAKING PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

Real Name: Zhu Songhua / 朱松花
Nickname: Yuhua
Occupation: Teacher
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 50 kg
Measurements :85 -67-88
Hometown: Nantong, Jiangsu, China
Blood type: O
Birthday: January 31
Boyfriend Name : Prince_EVO

SHE FUCKING HAS A BOYFRIEND?!?! GO DAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO GOING TO HUNT THAT BASTARD DOWN!!!!!


FUCK I CANT STOP THINKING HOW HOT SHE IS
O_O!!!!!!!!
FUCK ITS THE FIRST TIME I FELT LIKE WANKING SO BADLY!!!YES YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO ACT CUTE AND STILL LOOK GORGEOUS!!! YOU HAVE THE LICENSE!!!


OH MAN THOSE CURVES!!!



YOUR SO DAMN FRIGGING CUTEEEEE~!!!! @_@!!!!!!! *gasps for air*

"According to a Yangtse Evening News report, almost overnight, this lithe and graceful bodied, delicate faced, sweet smiled, fashionably and sexily dressed natural beauty became famous online, with netizens wildly spreading her photographs and videos but most surprised by her identity — an elementary/primary school language teacher. As a result, she has also gained the title of “China’s Sexiest Female Teacher”. "


EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS!?!?!?


HOW CAN SOMEONE AS CUTE AND GORGEOUS AS YOU EXIST?!?!?!?!?
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE!!!!

"Her name is Zhu Songhua, a language teacher for No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong, and over the last several days, she has experienced great popularity on the internet but at the same time has also suffered criticism and skepticism. “I’m just an ordinary person, just want to live a normal life, not trying to gain publicity,” this award-winning outstanding teacher said."


I'M A NAUGHTY STUDENT PLEASE PUNISH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! XD
Ahhhhhh, your just so damn gorgeous! No matter how you look!
Such an innocent look... AND SHE'S 30 YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!

UNMARRIED????!?!??!?!? ARE GUYS BLIND OR SOMETHING??!?!!?!? I'D BE AFTER HER IN A FREAKING HEARTBEAT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!


NO WORDS CAN FULLY EXPRESS YOUR BEAUTY! THE STUDENTS IN YOUR PRIMARY SCHOOL ARE SO LUCKY THAT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!!!

YOU STILL LOOK GOOD WITH THOSE ON! OMFG!!!!!

"In early September, Zhu Songhua appeared on Jiangsu Satellite Television’s “Happy Night” program’s “My Teacher Is Special” segment, and upon going on stage, she caused a stir, with the audience immediately praising her as being pretty/good-looking."

YOU MUST BE AN ANGEL DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! @_@



THAT NATURAL LOOK OF YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'D BE YOUR PILOT ANYDAY!!!!!!! XDOH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

HAVE I EVER BEEN SO CRAZY OVER A WOMAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW?!?!?!?!

"When she was asked on the show about the teaching profession, she replied that she believes there are no bad students, only bad teachers, that teaching students love and responsibility is the most important, and when she encounters a naughty child, she doesn’t severely criticize but rather patiently guides/teaches."


OH I CAN BE NAUGHTY IF YOU WANT LAO SHI!!!! XDDDDD

I'LL MAKE SURE I LEARN ALL THE 'MANDARIN' I CAN FROM YOU!!!!!





=33333333333333333333333

*heart* heart* heart*OH NO DONT MAKE ME IMAGINE SUCH LEWID THINGS!! XDDD

"At No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong, it was learned that ever since graduating from Nantong Normal University Zhu, Songhua has been working continuously as a language teacher and tutor at this school to this day. The Zhu Songhua on the internet [photos] appears to be an open-minded, fashionable and trendy beauty, but in she is actually an outstanding teacher while at work.

After becoming famous online, many of her students’ parents have not looked at her differently, believing that females wanting to be beautiful is nature, that a beautiful woman attending class may make the classroom atmosphere more invigorating and relaxed, and what parents care about more is the teacher’s teaching ability."


SOME PICS ARE JUST FRIGGING WORTH LOOKING AT FOR A SECOND TIME!!!!

*)!#$)*(!*$()!*&%(@$*@#_($@_$(@_($ WHY ISN'T IT ME?!?!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!!?

"Her colleague expressed, Zhu Songhua loves teaching and has always been exceptionally talented amongst the teaching staff, that she normally does not dress and make-up herself like what is seen in her [online] photographs but rather simply, relying on her outstanding teaching ability and affable teaching attitude to gain the students’ favor [be popular with the students].

In recent years, she has won first place in the school’s young teachers teaching competition, has previously represented the school in teaching competitions, winning the Nantong City Chongchuan District second prize. In addition, she’s won first prize for the Nantong City Chongchuan District chalk writing competition, and has also written many articles published on the province’s periodical magazine."




CAN I BE THE CAR?!?!? CAN YOU SIT ON ME?!?!?!?!

"Flipping the traditional image on its head, fashionably and sexily dressed with a lithe and graceful body and sweet face, Jiangsu elementary school teacher Zhu Songhua has been named “China’s sexiest female teacher” by netizens.



In early September, while appearing on Jiangsu Satellite Television’s “Happy Night” program’s “My teacher is special” segment, she caused a stir, with the male special guest immediately shouting “pretty/good-looking”, and even the male host Peng Yu unable to hide a shy expression.



Zhu Songhua is No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong’s 3rd grade language teacher and tutor. With regards to the her teaching profession, Zhu Songhua said on the show, “there are no bad students, only bad teachers, when I encounter a naughty child, I will patiently guide/teach.” With such remarks full of caring and patience, no wonder netizens have said “Encountering this kind of teacher, I hope I never graduate!”

( I NEVER WANT TO GRADUATE EITHER!)

Zhu Songhua is 30-years-old this year, unmarried, 168cm tall, weighs 50kg, and her measurements are 34, 26, 34.



Indeed very gorgeous/glamorous, and I bet the children all like attending her class. However, are the children in the class listening to the lesson or just staring at her?"


WHYY?!??!?!? WHY CAN'T YOU BE MY TEACHER?!?? DON'T GIVE ME THAT SWEET INNOCENT LOOK I'LL SERIOUSLY MELT IN MY CHAIR!!!!!

I SWEAR I WOULD BE A NAUGHTY STUDENT SO I'LL GET ALL YOUR ATTENTION!!! XDDDD

And perhaps some alone time hohohoho =333333

BWAHAHAH!!

Seriously, she is the HOTTEST SEXIEST MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN I've EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

SHE'S TOTALLY MY TYPE!!

WHY AM I BORN IN MALAYSIA?!?!?!

WHY CAN'T I BE IN HER CLASS?!?!?!?!!? WHY1?!??!?!?!!?!?

TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! XDDD

HAHAHAH!

I DON'T THINK I CAN SLEEP TONIGHT!

IT'S ALREADY 5AM!!

I WAS SURFING ALL NIGHT LONG FOR HER PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

WELL I THINK I SHOULD GO NOW!! CLASS STARTS IN 4 HOURS!!

GOOD NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! XDDDDD


Zhu Songhua =333333

p.s. If I ever met a girl like her I'll definitely go after her!!!!! XD IF YOUR A NORMAL GUY THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD DO! XD I'VE NEVER MET A GIRL WITH SUCH HIGH LEVEL OF ATTRACTIONS BEFORE!!!!! XD

Go china =)


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