Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Tribute to MJ!!


WELL!!

I totally forgot to do this!!

So today here is my two cents about micheal!

Watching back his old videos, he's actually a really good dancer/performer

If you pay attention, his moves are on beat all the time, he's a real genius

That's why when I look back at his vids I feel it's really good

When I learnt to dance at urban groove (break dancing, hip hop classes)

I had a hard time following the beat

And he does it with real ease



Incredible

And I like his signature *grab crotch and push it up front* move

ON the other hand, a lot of things can be said about his personal life as well

It's weird, ppl start to really appreciate him after his death

Maybe cause he really accomplished something most artists could never dream to

One thing about him turning white

I really TABIK him man!!

He did what he wanted although ppl said this and that about him

Doing it no matter what ppl said, that's something that requires praise

When ya think about it, appearances matter little to your other qualities

his music still rocks after he changed anyway (:

Here is one of my favourite videos for MJ!!



Smooth criminal music video (full)!! So nostalgic!!

I dont know , there's something really special about his videos

It's hard to say


Here's the video black or white!!

Yeah, excellent choreography

Just ignore the last 4 minutes, its an extra... lol

These were two of my favourite songs!

I hope u liked them too

Well, im done for today!

Cya guys

RIP Michael Jackson 1958-2009

Loved your songs since young

p.s. He was born the same year as my dad, year of the dog

p.p.s I saw this joke online, the last thing MJ said was 'take me to a children's hospital'

LOL ROFLMAO!!

HAHA!!

If you get the joke la (: I didn't get it the first time either

Haha, sry MJ, just kidding, don't come back to haunt me

If you do you could give me your autograph now, it should be worth a lot haha


Sunday, June 28, 2009

New Snooker Club!!


Heya!

Im back~~

Missed me??

Guess what?!?!?!?!

A new snooker place opened near my house~~~

Man it is gorgeous

It's like a godlike hotel I tell you

The floor is carpeted with a designed mat (those you see in hotels)

And when you enter there's this butler looking feller who opens it for u

Really!!

And then when you say 'set the table' the butler starts to set up the table for u

And when you pocket any ball they will pick up the ball for you

And when you use those really long sticks, they will put it back for you

Man your treated like a king!!

You'll understand if you go through it... It's like nothing you've ever felt before

It's pretty high class... somemore seapark there so rundown somemore

Here are some pics~~

Entrance

the floor is carpeted!!

the reception is like those hotel receptions

U just flick your fingers and say set!!

Lol... actually im still abit shy la when being treated like a king... tak biasa ni...



When you use those long thingy's like the picture above, they'll put it back for u
when your done



Some of the cues, i bought one myself (:

It's better to get your own, since the ones at the club are usually old and worn out

the alignment is out so you cant hit straight sometimes

And with your own cue you can remember the power and control to use

Different cues will produce different results

But the club is still new, so the even the public cues are still decent

I wonder if they'll replace it when it gets old? Maybe, it's a pretty high class club

There are one or two of these butlers just to serve you!!

Yes, EACH table has at least one of these guys

They will jaga u like ur their master man...

They even have TV's here and there!!

And the music is decent, mostly main stream music, the nice ones, mind you

and I thought they'd play old folk music... Thank goodness!!

It's pretty spacious too, so you don't hv to worry about bumping into each
other while playing... *ahem* 1u *ahem*

Here are the seats, and the score board

Pretty new

There are chalks in the drawer

The menu is there too (drinks, food)

Though I'm not so sure about the food part

Doesn't this scene remind you of a hotel front desk??

Man...

Man.. it's so bright... Yea, that's how it looks from the outside

Okay, so where is this place exactly???

Near my house

Okay... not many ppl noe where i live... and i dont want ppl stalking me anyway so...

You all know SS2 right?? right??

Okay, so from SS2 right...

you know the RHB Bank??

From Mcdonal ss2 there, go to the RHB Bank

At the traffic light the RHB bank should be on ur right

Then turn right, u should pass by edusmart (if you know the place)

And at the traffic light, turn left

U will go down the hill, and u will head to seapark

There should be a shell station on the top of the hill

I think you guys know that shell right??

It's somewhere in that area, just look for the blinking lights

Name, Pelangi Snooker!!

Hohoho!

Happy snooking (:

It's rm9.60 per hour

DAMN CHEAP!!

now promotion mah

Get it while stocks last (:


Monday, June 22, 2009

Greetings (:


Hm.... Hven't posted anything since last Thursday

So I thought I'd just make a short post

I apologize, I went home last friday

I don't blog at home, usually just chill at home most of the time

This week's my semester break, so I'll be home most of the time

And oh, about the last post, I apologize if I didn't censor it enough

Or if I put too many explicit pics

Come on, you gotta give me a chance to perfect such a post (:

It's hard introducing such a new kind of post into a blog

So kasi chan la.... (:

I'm probably one of the few people who actually introduces sex into their blog

It's imaginative la, not actual porn, so it's not that bad

Or isit? (:

Our imagination goes far at times, hehe...

SO anyway, I'm heading genting tmr... again lol

Just a one day trip to teman the Denmark exchange student

And possibly corrupt him and let him bring that corruption back to his homeland (:

I should introduce my blog to him... hehe maybe I will

Well, that's just food for thought, I don't really wanna put anything special up today

cuz... I really wanna go home and pangsai right now la.... my mom coming soon...

Just started lead climbing seriously, I'll show you guys what that is some day I hope

Take it as one form of rock climbing la, for now

Well, cya'll when I cya'll then (:

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AHHH!! I can't stand having such a blank post!!

So here is the video introduced by my two friends Yee Jian and William

Lol

Watched this once with yee jian and again at jason's house

Although these two don't really know each other....

Anyway, hv fun (: Some nice laughs there hehe


If you like maple and u like those dj's on the radio changing the lyrics, this video is for you (:

I lazy to think of other videos to post up....

p.s. Maple story is cute la but... I grew out of it a long time ago


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Forbidden Post 2 : My Room


Hehehe, my roommate is out *horns appear*

I wanted to do this post yesterday... but he was in

Can't pollute him la..

But I sure can pollute u all!!

Hhohoho, if u guys are an avid reader of this here blog, that means u all really
polluted already anyway

Some comments on the forbidden post :

Some guys said :
MORE PICS!!
Danny you sick child
I love it

Some girls said :
What the hell was that!??!?!
Got potential to be writer

OF COZ HOHOHOHO!!

Let it begin!!

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Back then when I started going out with Fujino...

Student : Fujino is in class 3 right?

Student 2 : Yeah, that cute but quiet girl

Student : Well you see, I hear she's a real slut, she's ready for anything

Student 2 : No shit? that girl?

Student : I Heard it from the guys in class 3
*bisik bisik*

I was in the urinal easing myself as I overhear that
I'm not so eased now though

Student : She looks as if she doesn't care, but it's the exact opposite

Student : Oh yea... I'd play with her if she wants (:

My mind wonders at such a thought.... Is... Is this true Fujino?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


A maid?

Today she came to my house

When I said I lived alone, and my house is dirty, she said she would come and help

She's interested in cosplay?

I never thought I'd see the day I'd be having such relationships with her

She's always so mysterious at school by being silent

Which might be because she's a beauty but...

Was it because she was wearing that vibrator on the train?
That might be the real reason she just had sex with me, that's all....

Or...


NO BRA!?!?!??!?

She prepared to have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could feel blood rushing through my head, my adrenaline pumping
at all the horny and lewd thoughts going through my head

I am one sick bastard (:

Well, at least I'm straight

Me : Fujino...

Fujino : ?

Me : I have something important to ask you honestly.. You...

She then puts down her tray.... and then leans toward my body

Her eyes closed... She awaited my kiss patiently

Such sensual lips.. I thought

In a moment of mixed feelings, I said

Me : Y... You got it all wrong Fujino!!

What was I saying? I don't really know

I held her shoulders, she was taken aback, and she tripped over her vacuum cleaner

I could see her panties clearly

Me : Ah! Fujino! S.. sorry

Was I really sorry to see such a view? I wonder

Me : But I, I've heard rumors about you

Fujino : ?

Me : That you've slept with many guys, and the first time with me was just
a coincedence

Fujino : ...

Me : Fujino, I don't know what goes on in your mind... but... huh?


Me : Fujino...

She was so close... my breath and hers intwined...

I was speechless for a second and then without realizing it.. I said

Me : I love you..

I sat there, while she pleasured me

She revealed her full cupped bosom, and proceeded to lick every inch of my body

My crotch was placed strategically between her breasts while she was doing it

I almost could no longer hold my arousal in...

But then I thought, she never said anything about it, that rumor

It's like....

She's telling me the answer with her body instead?

Fujino...

She was already giving me a fellatio

I held her hair as she did it

Thoughts kept running through my mind...

Her feelings..

They're hard to tell...

being so lovable...

Just makes me want to give up...

But still I...

I can't...


I came so vigorously...

Wait... She drank it all?

Fujino : *cough* cough*

She then looked at me with such a cute face....



And the fact that she never says anything... makes it all the more arousing for me...

It turns me on so bad....

I couldn't take it no more

I pushed her onto her back, and I greedily massaged her breasts

My right hand behind her neck, pulling her only a little closer to me

My groin, still erect although I just came, rubbing against her tighs

"Do you like it, from me?" I say as I fondled with her nipples

Fujino : Ah... Ahn... ha...

I quickly held both her legs

Me : Here I go

Fujino : !

I missed the first time, the second time it went in

Slowly, but surely (:

Fujino : Aaaah!!

I could see her salivating as soon as I went in

Finally I went all the way in

Me : Fujino, did you come?

She didn't reply... No, she couldn't

She kept moaning in ecstacy

I want... to respond to your feelings

I pulled her closer, I wanted to feel her

Closer, closer...


She then pulled herself up and wrapped her hands around my neck

Her legs crossed around my waist as well

While blushing

Again, I can smell her up so close... Just like last time

I placed my hand under her skirt, behind her, to make it a more desirable position

This time it was her who started to move her hips

But before we could really settle in to this position

I pushed her onto her back again, grinding deeper into her

Believe in me more...

She started to moan even louder

Me : I'm... at my limit... uh...

I started breathing harder.. It felt like my whole body was on fire

This was heaven for me

A week ago I wouldn't have figured such a thing would happen to me

Life surprises you sometimes

We came

I love this pic so much

Anyway

It was a pretty happy ending for me

...Or was it?

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Phew, that was a lot of work

I uploaded alot more pics this time

Mr. F told me to upload more

SO Mr. F enough pics? Too many??

I'll ask around for feedback

Gotta gauge the right amount of pics to put in to achieve a nice
balance and stuff like that (:

Oh yea, bonus ending

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But still...

Fujino wants to play!!


Me : What... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!?!?!

Me : "Next time let's use all this" you say??

Fujino : *nod* nod*

Me : You're weird!! Perfecting in playing with yourself to such an extent!!

Fujino : *Blush*

Me : I really... dont understand you at all..

Or maybe I will?

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Men's Health Facts!!

It's a double post!!

Thank me (:

Well, I just figured I needed to make up for my absence the past week

As you all know I'm a fan of Men's Health thanks to Francis (:

He sorta... introduced me to it?

(note : Francis was my rock climbing instructor way back last year)

Yay, rip arms (:

But I don't think I want so big biceps

Strength is more important than size, remember (:

At least for me la, then u build compact muscles like Francis!!

If you want to compare let's say going to the gym builds muscles differently from
going rock climbing or doing karate

U can see rock climbers or karate specialists aren't as buff as body builders

But they are usually stronger

Cause muscles are built from the inside to out

U only build muscles from the outside to in if u just want to look really buff

Well, that's the theory la

But as a compensation, body builders do have some strength, not to say they are weak la

Okay, enough on the random talk

Some useful tips this issue :

1) Chewing longer helps you feel full, most of us know it although
we don't practice it (:
So eat less, chew more if you're on a diet (:

2) You meet, she flirst, she touches your arm, your totally in right?
Maybe not.
A woman tends to flirt while deciding whether or not she likes you
When people watched videos of speed dating women,
they misjudged up to 80% of the time, signals that seemed encouraging

Women actually flirt to find out as much as possible about you, before sharing
their true intentions

So what do you do if you're unsure? Just give her what she wants : Information

3) Attractive women have high levels of estradiol, a hormone that drives the development
of large breasts, round hips, and feminine features at puberty

However, women with high estradiol levels are more likely to dump a partner
for a more desirable guy

Watch your gorgeous girl for signs of distance (:

She's prone to becoming emotionally acquainted with another man to see if he is a better
long-term option

So the moral? Get an ugly girlfren with straight waist, square ass and airport breasts

4) Some tips on blogging to attract women :
- "A sexy man is about confidence, a nice picture that shows him
naturally smiling, laughing, that's always a good picture, nothing posed"

does my pic on the right qualify??? lol

- "something that shows he doesn't take himself too seriously, a lot of being
himself, unpretentious and funny. That's all the more reason I want to meet him"

Check for me? HELL YEAH!!

- "it helps if they go beyond the generic stuff and talk about their more unique
points like interesting books, and stuff which other profiles might not have.
Something about their code in life, and how they look at life will also give
me a glimpse at their personality"

CHECK BABEH!!

- "I can think of certain male bloggers who really drawn me, in the way they write.
If they write it very funnily, or even bitchily like how Tucker Max does it"

Who the hell is Tucker Max? Haha, anyway I don't know, I do try to make ppl laugh

You decide whether it's a check for me (:

Even a half check would be okay

I really thank you if you enjoy reading my blog haha

Just be yourself when writing your blog, and you'll be fine (:

Remember, you can't satisfy everyone (:

5) Tips on how how to react to your girl's woes!

- When she says : Why do you have to watch football with the guys tonite?
She means : I don't understand how that can be more important than spending time
with me

Make a trade off, bring her along to watch the game and suggest a movie or dinner later

- She says : I hardly see you anymore
She means : Things are different these days and were drifting apart

Do something different to surprise her, clear out an afternoon and spend time with her,
make sure there is something intimate to do and it's something she'd enjoy

- She says : Why must everything be about sex?
she means : she wonders about ur motive and if you are using sex to hide things
going wrong in the relationship
don't say : No! if that's what you think then we won't have sex!

Lol, I wonder if people really said that... Out of anger maybe?

Your partner wants to know if you love her, so let her know outside the bedroom.
Ask her "how would you like me to demonstrate it to you?"

6) -Ask "how" not "why" questions, you may give the impression
that you don't understand her
- Never hit (YES, NEVER HIT A GIRL DUDE)
- Admit it, swallow your pride and say so if you're wrong

Yeah, pride, such a meddlesome thing eh?

7) Sleep floods your veins with age-defying human growth hormone
So sleep well and early!!
About 7-8 hours would be recommended
If not you'll be like me... I look like I'm 20 or 21 T_T

8) To set you body clock, eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner at the same time for one week.
It helps you sleep at the time when you want to

9) There's a men's health run on July 25 2009

Didn't know why I put that in

Not really a fan of marathons

Go ahead if you're up to it (:

www.mens-health.com.my

Okay, that's all from me (:

I wonder if i'll sleep well tonight...



Ipoh Mali, Ipoh Ipoh Mali!!


It's a shame I didn't take much pics this time

Ah, went climbing today, felt so weak... 9 days didn't climb already cukup
to cripple u to 50% of ur power

So, when ur ever making a comeback in any sport, remember to take it easy (:

Don't wanna strain them muscles on our first day back

Back to Ipoh, I drove again!!

Yay (:

My experience sudah increase ni

I think I level up to novice perverted van driver already

But this time sometimes my dad drove la...

It's tiring to drive the whole day

Hehe, my action looks somehow obscene....

It's not what u think =.=

My pants kept coming down...

I went water abseiling, it's like u know those SWAT Teams
when they use a rope to lower themselves from the helicopter

Accept it's on the waterfall la

It was kinda slippery

If not I sure jump already while abseiling down (:

There was this old guy taking pics, but I lazy to visit his blog to get it

Anyway, the next day we went water rafting

Yeah, it's kinda fun

There was this area where we rested for a while

There was a long branch

Man, this looks like some kind of monster from ultraman...

Okay, better a bit

Hey! I don't go for arts okay... excuse the bad drawing la

I tried so hard ya know!!

I'm making up for my lack of pics mah...


anyway, most ppl walked across the branch and tried to do flips

It was a bit hard to balance

So I tried sitting on the branch as shown above

IT'S SITTING OKAY!!

At least, pretend it is (:

But in the end I lost balance too, even while sitting!!

But I hung on la.. Somehow

My hand nearly terlepas u noe, the swing was really hard

So I decided to try to use my rock climbing skillz!!

Yea, I managed to get to the end!!

Stranger : Go go!! Dude, ur ass is pretty round

Danny : I know (:

MUAHAHAH perasannya (:

See, even ppl notice

Cuz my pants wet mah, so it stuck to the shape of my butt

Incredible (:

If only I had pics, couldn't bring any phones or camera's since we were water rafting

Let's go someday (:

But.. it kinda hurt my hand (:

No regrets though, had an experience of what it's like to be a koala

Never knew back muscles were so useful

They helped in climbing that tree and paddling the raft (:

I could feel the power man!!

So, go rock climbing more often (: They really help strengthen ur back muscles

So sorry, if only there were more pics

A few were in my fren's phone, that bugger insist to use his phone to take pics, then lupa
to transfer =.=

But well, at least u got a taste of my drawing (:

Tata for now~




Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Surat Permohonan Cuti


Saya ingin... dengan segala hormatnya

Meminta cuti daripada blogging

Kerana saya akan ke Ipoh minggu ini

Wonder why I speaking in BM.. too much moral

Anyway, I'm really asking for holiday this time, I wont be back till sunday or saturday

Don't miss me too much la (:

A good break is great to get inspiration and produce better posts!!

See ya Monday!!

HOHOHO!!




Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Camp5 at night + 1 girl + 3 stooges

The 3 stooges doesn't include me btw

Haha, forgive me la, angus, william, jason

Ok time to upload photos....

The view at night

We actually went at night cuz jason had to work.... zz

But it might be good for a change

I slept well later anyway

He always wears a black shirt (:

Sexy la use rented harness (:

I remember my days, well it was only one day la...

After the first time I bought a harness I think

Jason belaying Wee Vien

CHANCE!!!!!

Angus!!

This is the second time angus is here...

And on both times we DIDN'T expect him to come with us!!

Ya lo... he say he gonna watch movie with dwayne O.O

Fated la (:

Eh, but ur really quite a monkey when it comes to climbing

One word. Horny

Anyway, WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST WHO IS REALLY REALLY SHY TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE!!

yes.... she begged and begged me not to put the video on....

AND IM GONNA PUT IT ON ANYWAY!!!!! AHAHA

*horns growing* (:

Don't worry, be happy!!

It's a joy to be featured on this blog (:

Right WEE VIEN!??!?!!?

always kacau her one!!! (:

She was like... "I'm not gonna climb... I can't even pull my own weight up!!"

That's what angus said the first time (: (excluding the weight part)

Bunch of hypocrites!!

Ehehe, and I guessed her weight right!!

I hv a real knack for guessing ppl's weight

X-ray eyes man (:

Man... my eyes...

Sry for the blurrness, my hand shook lol

Some random pics before the real torture begins

Warm up only!!
All also prepare already for sentinel...

Butt shot (:

Man ur ass is bigger than mine

But not as round la (:

And off we head to the sentinel!! (time was running short)

Let's take a closer look at that

Oh, so you think ur the king of the mountain!?!!???!?

I'm COMING!! (william with the bruce almighty pose)

First attempt fail..... Nice timing angus, u took the shot while i fell!

"welcome to gay paradise" *smile*

William : Come danny... TAKE MY NICE SOFT HAND!!

William : Ah... Yes... THESE HANDS!!

Angus : Welcome, we'll treat u VERY nicely (:

conclusion here is... Edison's virus spreads far

We ended up taking videos from "gay paradise"

Switch (:

See for urself later (:

The sentinel somehow feels.. different at night

Anyway, congrats angus for making it to the top!!



Angus on sentinel~

Giliran william, he didn't take video this time

Anyway, he made it, altough he rested a few times

Incredible, on your second climb!!

He took his camera to the top~ Can see the top anchor on the left

Hehe, it felt good right? To make it to the top for the first time

I'll make u feel even better later

Bouldering la!! what u guys thinking ni....

Jason!!


Jason on sentinel~

Okay lar, u did well for a third climb...

FINALLY

It's Wee Vien Punya Turn!!!!!

Smile (:


Yea, we made her climb the sentinel lor.... Of course!!

Finally I took a break from belaying



Here's the long awaited punya video!!

Don't worry la.. U did pretty well for a first timer

In a sense u didn't lose to william and jason la on their first trial for the sentinel (:

And finally again



My turn!!

But u all always noe I sure make it to the top... ok la

Next time I make video of a hard route which I tak boleh buat

deal!!!

I tend to always be in this position

See. again!!.

It's probably gonna be like my favourite sex position someday

like...

Back

Forward

Back

Forward

If you get what I mean (: hehehe...

Don't ask me why la I get such ideas from these pics!

This is a pretty good pic

this is pretty blurred...

Now we know for sure she shaved (:

LOL!!

You know last sunday I climbed with my other friend...

And I saw this foreigner lady... OMG HER ARMPITS WERE FREAKING BUSHY!!

Ah well, maybe she forgot,

or she just likes hair

Hm... Wasted, I think angus could be a pretty could climber

The lighter u are, the better, usually (:

Well, I guess that's about it

U all must be wondering woah, suddenly end one, potong betul

No la, I just tired abit, hehe, and the post is long enough I guess

Hope you enjoyed the post (:

Sorry william for taking so long to get this post up

And I'm not sry wee vien for posting ur video up (:

HAHHA!!

Nitez all!!

Moral first draft tomorrow~~

p.s. Only left 8 classes with mr Z, so sad!!