Thursday, March 31, 2011

Why Women Can't Do Reverse Parking

*Jeng jeng jeng jengggggggggg~~~!!! *

ZOMG! IT IS THE QUESTION WE'VE ALLLLLLLLLLLL BEEN WAITING FORRRR~! =)

Why.can't.women.do.REVERSE PARKING!??!?!!?!?

Like seriously now. HAHA! I mean no disrespect to women, but truthfully, only 1/10 women can do reverse parking successfully on a first attempt.

It might be even less than that

Haha! In my very very TOP secret and ultimately CRAZY research, I shall enlighten you to WHY women cannot do reverse parking~!

Oh yes, do take note, that I am talking in general, not ALL women will have problem with reverse parking, but most do. Same goes with men, although generally men are good with it, doesn't mean ALL men can do it well. So remember, it's a general topic =)

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you REALLY ready?

Seriously are you ready?

OF COURSE YOUR NOT! We need a little of...


THIS before we get started =3333

The car just HAPPENED to be in the picture *rolls eyes*

Once again, I do not mean any disrespect to women, I am just here to enlighten and to help people understand why reverse parking is SUCH a problem for women.

Before I go into details, I need to tell you guys a story.

A story about our ancestors long longgggg ago....

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Hundreds of THOUSANDS of years ago, there were cavemen and cavewomen

Men were the hunters. Their job was to hunt for food and bring it back to their family everyday.
He was in other words, the lunch-chaser

The women were nest-defenders that keep the children safe while awaiting the men to return from hunting.

For this very reason, ever since man was created, he was gifted with abilities for hunting.

This included ability to

a) Estimate distances and how long they need to run to reach the target and at what speed
b) Estimate timing when launching projectiles
c) Estimating how long before it hits the target
d) Estimating how far the target prey is
e) Estimating angles
f) Estimate how much force they needed to kill their prey with a weapon

This also explains why MEN have TUNNEL vision (Longer distance)

This ability of men to estimate distances, timing

is what we call SPATIAL ability

The ability to estimate angles, distances, timing, etc etc

It has now developed over hundreds of thousands of years until now

which shows why the top engineers and mathematicians are GUYS.

Once again, I mean no discrimination to women, it is just that women's expertise and abilities are elsewhere other than the field of engineering and mathematics.

Since women were nest-defenders and never had to hunt, their spatial abilities were never fully developed

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Come back to hundreds of thousands of YEARS into the future.

Spatial ability also involves rotating 3-D objects in your mind

Studies have show that, while girls are skilled at 2-dimensional objects, boys have the ability to see a 3rd Dimension, giving more depth

That is why, most men pursue careers related to sports and spatial ability

While women are more prone to pursue careers that require other abilities

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COMING back to reverse parking

Studies have shown that women actually do better than guys in reverse parking during driving training

THIS is because as long as the conditions and surroundings don't change, women excel at performing the task better than boys.

On the OTHER hand, in real life situations, where every corner, every turn represents a NEW situation, women find it really hard to perform REVERSE parking

This is once again, because hunting was never in their job prescription in the old days, it was never much developed.

The spatial ability is located in the frontal right hemisphere for guys

While for females, there is no specific area for spatial ability, hence explaining why women are particularly weak in this area of ability.

You will find that most women will prefer to park their car in a larger space somewhere far off and WALK, than to reverse park into a TIGHT space.

It is USUALLY better to reverse park, as it is safer when you want to come out later. Accidents do occur when you don't have eyes at the back of your head.

But this has not at all appealed to women.

MOST of my girl friends NEVER do reverse parking. PERIOD.

This is because reverse parking requires estimation of distances and angles.

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However, while it is true that guys are better reverse parkers than women

Women are FAR more safer drivers than men.

Testosterone, a male hormone present in men, is what gives them their spatial ability.

At the same time, this hormone provides a kind of competitive attitude and dare-devil kind of feeling that men might find themselves familiar with

Often times they PUT their spatial abilities to the TEST on the roads and drive recklessly

I feel guilty

On the other hand, since women lacks testosterone, they are generally safer drivers (though sometimes there are reckless women drivers, probably had too much testosterone from her dad or just a mood swing)

An insurance company recorded that, while make more claims per year than men

Men are the ones that make HIGH payout claims and total write-offs

Women have the tendency to wait a few seconds at certain areas even when there is nothing to wait for before proceeding into a roundabout

This caution sometimes leads to accidents

Though they are mostly just scrapes and bumps

So while women cash in the low pay-out insurance more frequently

Men cash our the HIGH-payout insurance, although less frequently

Funny how things work eh?

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IN professional motor-racing, it has been reported that there have been almost no female winner

But when it comes to DRAG-racing, about 10% of participants and winners are women.

Why?

Because in drag-racing, you race in a STRAIGHT line.

WOMEN dominate here, where there are no angles, speeds, corners, overtaking and any need of spatial ability.

The winner is usually the person who has the FASTEST reaction to the green light.

Which is why women have the advantage over men.

Sound familiar? HAHAHA!

I hope you found this post informative, and HOPEFULLY, it has solved your QUESTION on WHY women cannot do reverse parking.

REMEMBER! Women are safer drivers, and they LOVE straight roads and HATE reverse parking! =3

TILL NEXT TIME PEEPSSSS~!! BWAHHAHA!!

I'll be out tomorrow evening, so I don't know if I have time to come back and make a post.

So stay tuneddddddd~! =DDDDD

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